today my chemistry teacher was going about a normal lesson but then she stops in mid sentence and says, “does anyone know when the next teen wolf season starts?”
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33
girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.